Friday, November 09, 2007

Let Me Give You A Little Tip...

Special New Report from the Faux New Network.

The Faux News Network had recently heard rumors that
Senator Padme Amidala hates poor people. While on a recent campaign trip to Tatooine, Senator Amidala stopped to eat a local diner and stiffed the waitress.

diner
AT A DINER ON TATOOINE

Even though other networks are reporting that this is all misunderstandings, we here at Faux News have chose to ignore the fact and run with a little personal destruction.

During an interview with the waitress, Molly Nice, stated that she did not receive a tip from the Senator.

waitress
TAKING ORDERS, BUT NOT TIPS

When asked if she thought not getting a tip was proof that Senator Amidala was the greatest evil in the universe and a threat to everything we hold dear in the Republic, she replied, “No, I think she just forgot. She is a nice lady and I would vote for her.”

It is obvious that not getting a tip from Senator Amidala has crushed this poor woman soul and reason for living.

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WORST PHOTOSHOP …. EVER

Local Representative to the Republic, Jawa Keysinitch, stated “This just show why we need universal health care. Did you just see that UFO? What we need to do is negotiate with
Count Dooku and come to a peaceable solution. And furthermore my wife is hot!”

When reached for a comment Senator Amidala stated she had given a tip. “I told Miss Nice that her hairstyle had to go and gave her the name of my hairstylist. Duh, that the best tip of all.’

Padme
SHE DOES HAVE GREAT HAIR.

Faux New also contacted Master Yoda who responded by saying, “Nothing better you have to report? More important news, there isn’t? Balanced and Fair, is this? Why I watch the news not, is your fault
.”

17 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I thought that was a good tip that Padme gave.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

And it looks like a fine diner as well. I've been to some places where aliens burst out of your chest after you eat the special.

craziequeen said...

I'm with Yoda - is this all the news at the moment?

Michele sent me to catch up on the intergalactic news today...

cq

Shephard said...

I knew Yoda was the sort not to watch the news.
Michele says hello!
~S :)

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

his wife isn't just hot, she's super hot, and I say that as a happily married woman. And my husband agrees with me, but we both think she might be a bit on the crazy side, but the most can forgive the crazy/hot combo

November Rain said...

hi from Michele though you know I like coming here anyway and I think I agree with yoda

Shari said...

Like the others, I'm with Yoda. We need better news. No news but good news please.

Michele sent me here to say hello.

Jawa Juice said...

I'll have the hot/crazy combo, please.

Leigh in Atlanta said...

well that's just plain mean spirited.

I would vote for her and no not just because I have loads of money and dislike the poor population

Amusing as always.
Here from Michele's

mckay said...

this is a perfect example of a post's improving when accompanied by a bloody mary.
cheers!

here via michele's.

mck (hic)

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Mckay: I often find that if I drink bloody mary's while writting a post, I think it is much better. :)

Sara said...

Hello, Michele sent me to say Hi - and tp look over your very creative blog.

Have a great day!

sage said...

Interesting blog--great story--but that poor waitress, give her a real tip Senator, like the ones special interest give you! Here, bringing greetings from Michele's blog.

pissed off patricia said...

Fox has never seen a none story that they couldn't make into headlines if it would possibly taint a Dem.

Professor Xavier said...

I'm canelling my service. That Faux News is always doing hatchet jobs on mutants too. That Billo Really is the worst.

Professor Xavier said...

Oh, and Michele says kiss my ass.

Professor Xavier said...

Was that too harsh?