Monday, November 05, 2007

Strike that ...

It was a quiet day on patrol, so my squad decided to drop into the local Cantina to see if we could track down some rebel scum.

As we walked in to the place we see a Jedi, a Senator and a Wookie staring at us.

jedi wookie and senator
A LIZARD, A FUZZBALL AND COUSIN IT WALK IN TO A BAR …

“Tak, what are you doing?” whispers Master Yoda

“Uh, telling an amusing anecdote. Why are you interrupting me?” I ask

“So, the memo you did not get?” Yoda inquires

yoda 2
STOP, YOU MUST!

“No. No memo this morning. What did I forget to wash your speeder? I am sure I did that yesterday.” I reply

“Out the window, you must look. There, your future, will you see.” The green Jedi intones

I look out the window.

writer strike
COULDN’T THEY HAVE WRITTEN BETTER SIGNS?

I look at Master Yoda with confusion.

“The writers have struck and so must you.” Yoda states.

“That doesn’t affect me. I am not a writer. Have you been reading the crap I put up here?” I start

Master Yoda looks at me, “Yes, crap it is. But better than most stuff on
The CW. And get me started not on the fall line up on ABC. No, Stop you must. Re-runs and reality shows are all you can do. Go now.” He waves me out of the Cantina.

So here are some re-runs and a link to a reality show.

Tak’s Caption Contest

What I have learned being a Trooper

WHO WANT TO BE A SUPER-VILLAIN

9 comments:

Fluke Starbucker said...

I'm really looking forward to this strike getting into full swing. My blog is bound to improve!

Shiara said...

awwww please don't go on strike I love your stories

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

So you're on strike for more money? What's more of nothing?

jin said...

OMG!!!
I thought that strike sign said 'penis down'. I couldn't understand why it didn't say "UP!"
I think I need a day off.
Oh, wait... this is my day off. I'm commenting on blogs.
:-S

Master Yoda said...

That soon this strike ends, I hope. Looking forward to the replacement reality shows I am not:

So You Think You Can Knit
Dancing With Old People
Extreme Pet Makeover
Survivor Detroit
Cat Swap
Bowling With the Stars

A good time to take up a hobby this will be.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

What is next, The strike of the clones??

good grief! Lord Vader will be utterly beside himself...!

on the upside no striking writers on this side of the galaxy...

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