It was a quiet day on patrol, so my squad decided to drop into the local Cantina to see if we could track down some rebel scum.
As we walked in to the place we see a Jedi, a Senator and a Wookie staring at us.
A LIZARD, A FUZZBALL AND COUSIN IT WALK IN TO A BAR …
“Tak, what are you doing?” whispers Master Yoda
“Uh, telling an amusing anecdote. Why are you interrupting me?” I ask
“So, the memo you did not get?” Yoda inquires
STOP, YOU MUST!
“No. No memo this morning. What did I forget to wash your speeder? I am sure I did that yesterday.” I reply
“Out the window, you must look. There, your future, will you see.” The green Jedi intones
I look out the window.
COULDN’T THEY HAVE WRITTEN BETTER SIGNS?
I look at Master Yoda with confusion.
“The writers have struck and so must you.” Yoda states.
“That doesn’t affect me. I am not a writer. Have you been reading the crap I put up here?” I start
Master Yoda looks at me, “Yes, crap it is. But better than most stuff on The CW. And get me started not on the fall line up on ABC. No, Stop you must. Re-runs and reality shows are all you can do. Go now.” He waves me out of the Cantina.
So here are some re-runs and a link to a reality show.
Tak’s Caption Contest
What I have learned being a Trooper
WHO WANT TO BE A SUPER-VILLAIN