Monday, December 04, 2006

Kiss, But Don't Tell

I had to escort a Republic Officer to Ryloth, the Twi’lek home world. One of the advantages for me, I did not have to wear my armor.

We boarded the public transport, but could not find a place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young Twi’lek woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it was obvious that the young woman and I were interested in each other, because the looks we exchanged.

Twi'Lek
Twi’Lek Maiden


Soon the transport jumped into hyper space and everything went pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the transport emerges from the Hyper-Jump, the four of us just sit there without saying a word.

The Twi'lek grandmother thought, "It was very brash for that young clone to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The Republic Officer thought to himself, "I didn't know that clone trooper was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The Twi’lek Women was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

I sat there with a satisfied smile on my face. I thought to myself, "Life is good. How often does a guy like me have the chance to kiss a beautiful Twi’lek and slap an officer all at the same time!"

12 comments:

Hot Stuff the little devil said...

way to go Tak...

I guess I should be taking notes :P

Erifia Apoc said...

Amazing Tak. I love it. You're brillant.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

good thing you didn't screw up and kiss the officer, then slap the grandmother.

Professor Xavier said...

Maybe you just reminded that girl of someone she knew.

Synth-Lin said...

Transport loving Tak had blast
Transport loving happened so fast
Tak had a girl making eye's at he
The Twi'lek girl was as cute as could be

Add a blackout and and a lack of self doubt.
Maybe Tak's got some loving his way.
(sung to the tune of summer loving from Grease the movie)

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Synth, that was good! Very cute!
Tak got a kisssssssssyyyyy!

Skywalker said...

Nothing like slapping a jerk, and kissing a pretty girl...
Not that I would know.

Aayla Secura said...

I'd worry about if that Officer ever figured out who hit him, but for now I think your safe.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Very nice multi-tasking, Tak. Now all you have to work on is kiss the girl, slap the officer, and slip your comlink number in the girl's pocket.

Master Obi-Wan said...

You did take your healmet off, right?

turboslut said...

I bet that took some balls.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

Good to know that clones just wanna have fun!