The Tall Tales of a Veteran Clone Trooper
What o you mean this is our new Co? darn Beuracrats!
Damn these 20th century speeders !!
Which end does the milk come out of?
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be a professional MOOOooover.
Before hitting it big with their popular line of clones based on Jango Fett, the Kaminoans almost went bankrupt with their far less successful Elsie-based "Cow Troopers".
After tolerating far too many jokes made at their expense, the troopers from the planet Canadia finally resorted to vandalism. Eh!
Clones caught on tape COW TIPPING! Flim at 5!
Where is our milkshakes?Make your own?oh, ok, lets go boys! Grab the ice!
I'm not pulling on those - You pull on those!!!!
The two troopers angrily attacked the famer's cow until they realized that he said "daity" not "fairy."
Aw crud, that's supposed to be "dairy." stupif dat fingerts.
First Clone - Are you sure this is what Lord Vader said he wanted for his birthday??Second Clone - Now that you mention it, I'm not sure. But I do know he said something about wanting to see them in a parade!First Clone - Now just how many more do we have to find and ready for this parade?Second Clone - The whole herd!
You call this representative art? I say we tip it. That's representative of something, right?
I was not smart enough to come up with anything, but all these probably make up for it, LOL!
I know I'm way late, but I couldn't resist ;)*ahem*'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
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