Monday, December 11, 2006

It's Just Business ...

I have been assigned to the business forensics unit for a few weeks. Basically the unit looks over business records to see if we can find patterns of criminally. The Jedi are working with us to see if we can find out any information on a “dark force” problem.

What was interesting was finding out several very profitable companies that most of us had never heard of before the investigation.

Here are some of the samples.


OK, this is one I know about. Most Trooper helmets are made by these guys.


This one had a lot of business with bounty hunters, but how they could tell they were “Steely Eyed” when most of the bounty hunters buy from House of Vool.


Apparently this Realtor is used by people with hidden plans to take over the Republic, Jedi on the run and rebels.


These folks had a huge lay-away order for someone with the initials of: A.S. and/or D.V. Weird.


These guys build everywhere. Who among us haven’t seen their work. What I can’t understand is why no hand rails that meet Republic safety standards.

Sadly with all our work we didn’t find any bad guys. Well maybe we’ll have better luck next time.


Erifia Apoc said...

Tak, I love it!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

of course the graphics were swiped fromteh Holonet. :)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Bottomless Shaft? Do they have an advertisement campaign that lauds their unending shafting?

Local Henchmen 432 said...

I agree with Erifia Apoc.

Jabafatboy said...

Very well done my friend, although you missed my favorite one.

You know the health spa.

Body By Hutt

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Jaba, these were profitable businesses.

Darth Nepharia said...

Bottomless shafts....erm....LOL! Too many come backs come to mind and most of them I cannot type here.....

turboslut said...

Again, you have managed to make me smile :)