Friday, December 08, 2006

All Items Half Off

I had always wondered what made Darth Maul turn to the dark side.

Maul mart

I should have known it was retail related.

9 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Does he slash the prices with his double edged lightsaber?

"First I'll clean up the mess in aisle 6, then I'll restock aisle 12, then I'll take my revenge against the Jedi."

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

"Hi, my name is Maul, how may I slay you?

Jabafatboy said...

Welcome To The Maul !!

Skywalker said...

I bet he gets all the ladies with that mock. *snerk*

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I'd have him at the customer service desk, perhaps the return or complaints line.

Darth Nepharia said...

Have you had to work in retail sales? It's required for ALL sith in training -- can't you tell from their attitudes?

Merlyn Gabriel said...

Guess that explains declining sales ....

Synth-Lin said...

Hmmm...
Well you have to get your start somewhere.
If I'm correct that shot was taken just before (then Senator) Palpatine ordered him to go Tatooine.
He never came back from that trip. His laynyard is still waiting in his locker for him. Noone uses that locker anymore.
Oh your wondering how I know all of this well thats another tale. Either that or I'm lying.

Love you all

Lin.

Professor Xavier said...

He probably has that look on his face because the manager just chewed him out for not having enough flair on his uniform.