The Tall Tales of a Veteran Clone Trooper
Realizing he was not like the other clones, 0U812 turned to booze.
The glam and glitter being one of Vader's Fist can turn even the hardend Storm Trooper to a life of drugs and alcohol.
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the triggerAnd finally drank away her memory.(Good one Ani)
Things got worse when GD666 realized that the only thing to read was an old version of the Palpatine Bible.
"Oh God, I have to stop falling asleep in my body armor."
Coruscant... shoot; I'm still only in Coruscant... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
It was only then, when the prostitute stormed out of the cheap motel room, did he realize that his armor may have played a part in his ‘performance problems’.
Gosh I wish this suit had a zipper!!! I gotta take a leak..
I can't believe they banished me to Elizabeth, New Jersey. The prank wasn't that bad
Always keem to try and do everything that the Lt. Commander did Tak sat down and tried to ponder on what his existance was all about.
Darth Vador is going to kick my super troop ass for sleeping with that Weequay slut from Sriluur.(no offence to any Weequay out there! Just for verbal effect.)
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