I have been put in the brig. That’s right, arrested and tossed in the base jail. I’ve talked to Lt. Cmdr Oneida about the problem and she is looking to see what can be done.
Here’s what happened:
I was assigned guard duty at a diplomatic meeting being held here on Coruscant. This is always a good assignment: the duty is light, break time means good food and most of the diplomatic corps are a nice group (a very diplomatic group).
The downside of the assignment was I would have to work with B3-1453. He is a Batch 3, with the slight defect of being very foul mouthed. I have no idea how this moron received this assignment.
We we’re not at the door more than 5 minutes when B3-1453 starts in:
“Whoa, did you see the t**s on that Twi’lek. Dang, I’d like to f*** her”
“Boy oh boy, if I had a dog that was as ugly as that Gran, I’d shave its @ss and make it walk backwards”
“Personally, I don’t give a f*** if we have to go to war. Just give me more time to kick the S*%$ out of something”
“Hey Tak, What the f*** is your f***ing problem! You have been f***ing quite all night. I hate working with stick in the mud f***s like you!”
And so on the evening went. B3-1453 kept it up, offending the guest, annoying me to my core. Finally, I called into base to explain the problem. The watch commander told me to, and I quote “Stop whining and just deal with it.”
So I dealt with it by going over to B3-1453 and pushing him over the railing. I know, not the best way to “deal with it”, but in my defense…He was really annoying.
Turn out B3-1453 fell about 10 stories and landed on a Hutt. Both survived the incident, but B3-1453 was hurt badly enough he will be in medical for at least 10 weeks.
Finally the Lt. Cmdr come back to talk with me.
“Well Tak, They wanted to charge you with assault, battery and involuntary battery on that Hutt.”
“That doesn’t sound good for me Lt. Cmdr.” I smiled weakly
“Don’t looks so worried Tak, you know I look after my troops. It took a lot of smooth talking but I got the charges reduced. All you will have to do is pay a fine and do a little community service.”
I brighten up instantly, “That is great! Thank you for your help Lt. Cmdr! I was really sweating it.”
The Lt. Cmdr started to get up and leave.
“Lt. Cmdr” I begin to ask, “What did I get charged with in the end”
She smiles at me, “Making an obscene clone fall, what else.”