Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Beer is good

I was in a Cantina on Coruscant. I walk up to the bar at the same moment that a Senator and a Jawa approached.

Simultaneously, all three of us ordered a beer. The bartender let out a little laugh and then pours three drafts.

As we get our beers, we all notice bugs floating in the foam.

beer
It is doing the breast stroke?

The Senator wrinkles his nose, pushes his beer away and says “Bartender, what kind of establishment are you running. I am appalled.

I snort my displeasure at the Senator, flick the fly out of the beer, slam it down in one go and mutter “pansy”

Meanwhile the Jawa snatches up fly, begins to smack the fly on the back, while screaming “SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT”

9 comments:

Fluke Starbucker said...

Most jawas I know would've simply taken the fly down with the brew, cause they know you won't get all the beer back out.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

What is a fly doing in my beer? The breast stroke.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

LMAO!

Skywalker said...

Nothing like a fly in you beer to riun a good mood. He does look like its going the breast stroke.

Jawa Juice said...

A worm in my tequila…a fly in my beer…it’s all the same to me…

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I thought Jawas liked beer that you could chew. Maybe that's their coffee

Hotstuff said...

LOL

Hotstuff said...

Wouldn't a fly add protien


Guess what the next post is my 100th post so I have invited everyone to comment and ask a question or fill in the thing (I stole from Fluke)

Merlyn Gabriel said...

yum... bug beer!