Thursday, June 01, 2006

Just Wanted Coffee

All I wanted was a quick cup of Java to go from Dex’s Diner.

Instead I walk in to a full blown customer hissy-fit.

“Hans did not shoot first!! Damm you and your lying ways”

“Of course he shot first. He was a scoundrel you know!”

“You’ll eat those words!!!”

“Ahhhhh! Run away”







So off to work with no coffee. Dang this eternal war.

17 comments:

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Yep, we hear this discussion everyday, don't we? LOL!

Skywalker said...

HAHA! Never a dull second at Dex's.

Wedge Antillies said...

Be careful you don't get permanently banned from Dex's. He doesn't like people waving weapons around like that.

Captain Berk said...

Try dealing with a broken replicator that spits out washing liquid mixed with anti freeze when you ask for a decaf latte.

It tastes horrible.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Those people look kind of blocky.

Hopefully you can get that guy in the middle to lego of his weapon.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Jon: that's just how everyone looks to me before I have had my coffee.

Captain Berk: That why you never trust a replictor. I want my food and drink messed up by sentient beings.

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Who did shoot first?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

HMS: Hans fired the first and only shot!!! Any who say diffrently is a Gungan!!!!

See it just makes everyone mad, we can't help it :P

Professor Xavier said...

Clearly Greedo fired first. How he missed from three feet away with those big giant eyes of his, I'll never know.

Gyrobo said...

This reminds me of a video I saw on YouTube where a symphony was playing to a lego version of Darth Vader. I assume everyone here saw it.

Vampirella said...

yummm coffee

Jaina Solo said...

Yes, I saw it. It was quite amusing.

And of course my Father shot first!

Jaina Solo said...

And on the topic that I speak better English than your your title should say An Army of (Cl)one.

I'm sorry to point that out but it's been annoying me for a while.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Jaina: Yes I know, but I did it on purpose. :P (that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

Vegeta said...

I usually blast evreyone in Dex's that way I can get coffee when I want

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

If he put "An Army of (Cl)one", it wouldn't anagram into all those cool things I listed. And we wouldn't want that now would we.

Jaina Solo said...

Ok. It was a bit rude of me to point it out. Sorry.