The only issue I had with the whole assignment was a Hoth Cone vender in the port. “Mac’s Hoth Cones” did a good business. The main problem was the owner, a Zabrak named Mac, would not shut up.
Mac the Talker
Everytime we patroled by his shop he would start chatting us up: “Wow, it must be great to see the galaxey like you guys, I think it going to be hot today, so is that armor hard to clean,” and on and on. E775 started callign him Chatty Mac, which I did not find as funny as E775 did.
One day a group of Krogs landed in the space port. Now Krog are good being, but on their homeworld they do not use Credits, only barter. One Krog approached the Hoth Cone Stand and tried to trade a pik sack (which is a very nice small sack woven out of Pik fur – expensive and durable.)
A Krog
Well, right away Mac Start to tell the Krog, it is 5 cr and he doesn’t want what every the Krog is trying to give him. Finally he yells “What the heck is that thing anyways?”
So I say “It is a Pik sack, Chatty Mac, so give the Krog a Cone!”
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Do you hear that?
It's me groaning.
Welcome back AOC!
Your lucky to get such a neat assignment.
Jon: I could hear you groaning when I was writing it up, even before you read it. I knew it would be Jon Groan approved.
TAK! LMAO!
*shakes head* Earl, you are the king of this stuff.
I laughed; but it was meak compared to groan I was doing at the same time.
I uhm... I don't get it.
I'm joking of course.
But no seriously... What is it?
See-That was another joke.
Oh yeah! that's the AOC action I've been missing :D
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It will not work in fact, that is exactly what I think.
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