Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Not To Beat A Dead Horse...
The Lt. Commander went out to find that none of the Clone Troopers were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
LT. COMMANDER CHECKING OUT THE TROOPS
"Sorry, Lt. Commander! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the Shuttle but missed it, I hailed a speeder but it broke down, found a farm, bought a Taun Taun but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The Lt. Commander was very skeptical about this explanation but at least the Clone Trooper was here so the Lt. Commander let him go.
Moments later, eight more Clone Troopers came up to the general panting; she asked them why they were late.
"Sorry, Lt. Commander! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the Shuttle but missed it, I hailed a speeder but it broke down, found a farm, bought a Taun Taun but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The Lt. Commander eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since she let the first guy go, she let them go, too.
The TK 266 jogged up to the Lt. Commander, panting heavily. "Sorry, Lt. Commander! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the Shuttle but missed it, I hailed a speeder but..."
"Let me guess," the Lt. Commander interrupted, "it broke down."
"No," said the Tak "there were so many dead Taun Taun in the road, it took forever to get around them."
EWWW, A DEAD TAUN TAUN!!!
LT. COMMANDER CHECKING OUT THE TROOPS
"Sorry, Lt. Commander! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the Shuttle but missed it, I hailed a speeder but it broke down, found a farm, bought a Taun Taun but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The Lt. Commander was very skeptical about this explanation but at least the Clone Trooper was here so the Lt. Commander let him go.
Moments later, eight more Clone Troopers came up to the general panting; she asked them why they were late.
"Sorry, Lt. Commander! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the Shuttle but missed it, I hailed a speeder but it broke down, found a farm, bought a Taun Taun but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
The Lt. Commander eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since she let the first guy go, she let them go, too.
The TK 266 jogged up to the Lt. Commander, panting heavily. "Sorry, Lt. Commander! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the Shuttle but missed it, I hailed a speeder but..."
"Let me guess," the Lt. Commander interrupted, "it broke down."
"No," said the Tak "there were so many dead Taun Taun in the road, it took forever to get around them."
EWWW, A DEAD TAUN TAUN!!!
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Who Wants to be a Supervillain: Finale
Happening now on Who want to be a super villain. (we Have to make a doomsday devise and take over China)
“Not bad ideas. I think we will use both of them in conjunction with mine. I call it the Duel Death Star!!!!!” I say with my best booming voice.
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“Not bad ideas. I think we will use both of them in conjunction with mine. I call it the Duel Death Star!!!!!” I say with my best booming voice.
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Monday, November 26, 2007
Little Green Wisdom
I had been assigned to General Yoda before large battle.
“WHY BOTHERING ME, ARE YOU TROOPER?”
He was meditating before thing got under way and he let out a long sigh.
“General Yoda, what do you thing of the coming battle? What did you meditation tell you?” I asked
“Hard to see the future is. But lost this battle will be.” Yoda says sagely
“If the battle lost, then why should we should we fight it?” I reply
Yoda looks at me and fires up his light saber. “To find out who is the loser!”
COME ON MOFO, GET SOME
“WHY BOTHERING ME, ARE YOU TROOPER?”
He was meditating before thing got under way and he let out a long sigh.
“General Yoda, what do you thing of the coming battle? What did you meditation tell you?” I asked
“Hard to see the future is. But lost this battle will be.” Yoda says sagely
“If the battle lost, then why should we should we fight it?” I reply
Yoda looks at me and fires up his light saber. “To find out who is the loser!”
COME ON MOFO, GET SOME
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Super-Villain: taking over evil
Happening Now on Who Wants To Be A Super Villain
We had been going over different plans to take over an evil empire for the past two days, living on nothing but takeout and Starbucks coffee (note to self: do not let 11 year old evil girl scouts have a triple Carmel maccacitos.)
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We had been going over different plans to take over an evil empire for the past two days, living on nothing but takeout and Starbucks coffee (note to self: do not let 11 year old evil girl scouts have a triple Carmel maccacitos.)
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving
Friday, November 16, 2007
Super-Villain: Looking for Housing
Happing Now on Who Wants To Be a Super-Villain
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Gabby thinks we should be out of the way on an Island. But Samantha worried about unruly lava flows and a lack of selling locations for cookies. I was worried about jedi fighting it out around the lair.
Run! Run from the Frosting slide
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Gabby thinks we should be out of the way on an Island. But Samantha worried about unruly lava flows and a lack of selling locations for cookies. I was worried about jedi fighting it out around the lair.
Run! Run from the Frosting slide
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